I keep hitting escape

I keep hitting escape on my keyboard but i am still here.

Diet tip of the day.

Diet tip of the day. Never go for seconds...Get it right the first time.

Mornings would be much better

Mornings would be much better if they were later in the day!

A man and his ever-nagging wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

Lets all lean forward

Lets all lean forward so we can tilt this week closer to the weekend.

It's so nice to come home and relax

It's so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.

Laughing at your own mistakes can

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten your life.

She is not clumsy

She is not clumsy, she's just uniquely coordinated. 

I never would have fought those

I never would have fought those naps when i was 3 had i known how much i need them now.