When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's lazy.
When you make a mistake, you stupid.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you doing something without being told, you're over stepping authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig headed.
When your boss does it, he is being firm.
When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please the boss, you're creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of your office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you take a day off sick, you're a slacker.
When your boss has a day off sick, he's gravely ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
