While most people are becoming older and wiser

While most people are becoming older and wiser, I'm becoming older and better at making stuff up as i go along.

What did the Peanut say to the Walnut?

What did the Peanut say to the Walnut? I'll cashew later.

I always learn from mistakes

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

Oh, what a beautiful morning

Oh, what a beautiful morning bleh!!!