I have lost my mind

I have lost my mind and i am not making any effort to look for it because it's more peaceful without it.

Have you ever had one ...?

Have you ever had one of those how did i get here moments?

Just sold my halo

Just sold my halo to cash converters. Well i wasn't using it, was i???

I didn't change..

I didn't change...You just didn't know me in the first place...

If one door closes and one opens

If one door closes and one opens, seek help your house is haunted.

Anybody else having trouble with these ...

Anybody else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as i light them.

Heat expands things

Heat expands things so we aren't getting fatter, it;s global warming!