I'm not naughty...

I'm not naughty...Just mischievously creative! I like being Myself!!!

Stop and think about me for 5 seconds...

Stop and think about me for 5 seconds...Now that's the best 5 seconds of your day. Good luck with the rest of your day.

A Brown Apple

A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"
      
      "Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."
      
      There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, are you talking to me?"

Trouble with young people today is....

Trouble with young people today is i'm not one of them anymore!

If you think you can or you...

If you think you can or you can't you right.

My coffee needs me!

I must get up. My coffee needs me.

Oh where, Oh where has my energy gone..

Oh where, Oh where has my energy gone...Oh where, Oh where can it be?
I ran out of coffee an hour ago. Somebody please help me!