While most people are becoming older and wiser

While most people are becoming older and wiser, I'm becoming older and better at making stuff up as i go along.

What did the Peanut say to the Walnut?

What did the Peanut say to the Walnut? I'll cashew later.

I always learn from mistakes

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

Oh, what a beautiful morning

Oh, what a beautiful morning bleh!!!

I keep hitting escape

I keep hitting escape on my keyboard but i am still here.

Diet tip of the day.

Diet tip of the day. Never go for seconds...Get it right the first time.

Mornings would be much better

Mornings would be much better if they were later in the day!