Ten Signs You're Addicted To Coffee
- You help your dog chase it's tail.
- You short motion detectors.
- You walk ten kilometres on the treadmill before you realise it's not plugged in.
- You can type 60 words a minute with your toes.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You channel search without the remote.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- You jump start your car without cables.
